Katie (witness) who was with me tentatively tapped the window in a gentle attempt to encourage this freak of nature to perhaps pant elsewhere. No such luck, what the gentle tapping did, in fact do, was convince the disgusting thing to turn around.
Now, you’ve seen how distorted people’s faces are when they squish them into a pane of glass and make funny faces, right? Well, let’s just say that Katie and I got a birds-eye view of everything you ever wanted to know about peacock hiney. The worst part about it, because of the damn tail, the bird kinda got stuck, and the twist/mooning took place in slow motion.
“Eeewwww,” Katie actually said out loud. Unbelievably enough she actually had her camera with her and managed to snap a photo! The photo became incredibly important since as soon as the monstrosity tottered off I called the Fab husband, and told him the whole story, and he did not believe me.
It seems that there are some people out there who think that I have a tendency to exaggerate in order to make a story better, and the Fabster thought it was perhaps a large chicken or maybe a dove. And to all you naysayers out there, you know what I say? POPPYCOCK!
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Una ex yanqui de Connecticut quien llama hogar a Cozumel desde hace más de 15 años. Laura escapó al Caribe hace años, desplazándose de una isla a otra dando clases de BUCEO. Se dedicó a perder el tiempo en Jamaica y finalmente se detuvo en Cozumel para pasar unas vacaciones de 2 semanas que aún no terminan. Convenciendo a sus padres que pagaran una elegante universidad privada, obtuvo su título en Periodismo y Laura crea semanalmente Cozumel 4You, medios sociales y artículos promocionales sobre la Isla y también es moderadora en el grupo Cozumel 4 You en Facebook que actualmente cuenta con 25,000 miembros. Fabián, s umuy tolerante marido, desde hace mucho tiempo se resignó a no tener vida privada, pues se ha visto implicado en los diversos proyectos y planes que urde Laura. Son orgullosos padres de diversos perros y gatos rescatados. Mientras contempla su paso a través de la vida en el Caribe mexicano,Laura continúa siendo la pesadilla en la existencia de su muy tradicional suegra mexicana.
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Birds creep me out big time! And if I had a run in with a vulture, I would be under voluntary psychiatric care. Geez, I can’t even think about that anymore! So why do we have a pet parakeet,again?
Albino Peacock?!? Wow, I never knew there was such a creature.
Poppycock? Oh, my, wiping tears of laughter from THAT last line.
What is it with you and birds? Crazy shit. Where is the new pic of the new hairdo? Post that bad boy up hot stuff!
The really weird part of the story is katie’s salon is literally in the town square. it doesn’t get more urban than this, what was this freak of nature doing there?
HG, I took a bunch of photos tonight, with TV makeup and my hair all done up, I’ll be posting them soon!
Kori, the jokes that we haven’t said, are just way way more funny than the ones that I actually used, and not as G-rated, no?
Sklyer’s Dad, peacocks are my evil clowns!!
Kelly, I won’t be visiting you and your evil bird anytime soon, since I can only imagine what the thing would do to me!!
Kiddo,
It would seem that the bird flipped you off.
DOD
Isn’t that a female? She just wanted to get her hair did.
Awww, poor birdie. She was hot.
Darling- The peacock obviously wanted to also be changed from a blond to a brunette when she saw your trasnformation. You should have let the poor girl in.
Time to update!